Anyhoo, here it is!
PS. The end is hormone fueled. Oxytocin man, it's a mother fucker! ;)
As it seems you will be born right here in sunny LA, I feel it is my duty as your mom to alert you to something called the "bullshit” factor here. It refers to the many, many, many times someone will say something to you that may not have the exact meaning of what they intend. This is a universal phenomenon, but here in LA it’s considered the second most widely understood language. Honestly, I'm pretty sure it's tied with Spanish (which you will also be learning because I really want you to teach ME!).
Here are a couple of examples of phrases you may hear that I would like to interpret for you, …